I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine today...
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!", I exclaimed, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit bigger than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist-line that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled.
So I told her to f *ck off.
