I wrote this on Saturday Morning....

Poor Little Spoilt Bitch

News Just In : Paris Hilton has been released from jail after only 3 days!!!

36 hours later – Paris is back in the slammer!!!!!

What a mole. They released her because of a medical condition. What a crock of shit. She probably had the DT’s from drinking all weekend. The dumb doctors and Sheriff must have mistaken that for something so serious they had to send her home to her massive mansion for house arrest.

Everybody just loves to hate Paris. And boy did it show after she was released. Over here I get CNN and Fox News live from USA. And they pretty much have been covering nothing else. And I must say it has been quite interesting for the fact it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Suck shit to the bitch.

What made it so funny was after she got out, everyone went nuts, including the judge who sentenced her, who didn’t even know what was going on. So he ordered her back to court the following day. On the way to the court house, the judge heard on the radio that Paris was going to telephone in instead of attending court. The judge says no way, get her here now, so they sent the cops over to her house to get her.

She was well over an hour and a half late for the hearing, because she had to wait for her publicist and parents before going. What a joke.

And the best part, they got photos of her sitting in the back of the cop car bawling her eyes out. You just couldn’t pay enough to get a classic photo like that. And when the judge told her she’s going back in the slammer, she cried and cried and cried and called for her mom. How sweet. She was acting as though she was getting locked up for years. She only had 23 days for Christ sakes. Take it on the chin like you did in your home movie ya hoe!! She ain’t above the law now, is she? Lookout Nicole and Lindsey, your turn next…..