1. Are you a chicken farmer? ’Cos you can definitely raise a cock!
2. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
3. Nice legs ... what time do they open?
4. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
5. You ever slept with a C-grade celebrity? Cause I was on Big Brother!
6. Be unique and different, just say yes.
7. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
8. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
10. I’m not going to use some corny pick-up line on you because I can tell you are smarter than that.
11. Do you want to see something swell?
12. (Spill drink on girl) Now that you’re soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?
13. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
14. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
15. Hey baby, let’s play army. I'll lay down, you can blow me up.
16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
17. My face is leaving in 15 minutes ... be on it!
18. My love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
19. If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
20. Wanna go out for some sex and pizza?... What’s the matter, you don’t like pizza?
21. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
22. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock.
23. You know that shirt is very becoming on you ... of course, if I was on you I would be coming too.
24. Why don't you come over and we can do some maths in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and we can multiply?
25. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.
