A Few MAN Thoughts for the day....

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

12. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

13. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

14. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!!