I got up this morning, walked into the kitchen, and my girlfriend was at the stove cooking breakfast. I looked into the pan to see what she was cooking, and in the pan was one of my socks!!!
"What the hell are you doing" I asked her
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk" she says back to me.
Strange, I don't recall asking her to cook my sock.......