I shit you not, article in today's Pattaya paper.... All About Pussies...

Entangled Pussy Requires Manhandling.


Early on Thursday morning Sawang Boriboon Rescue volunteers were called to a village in Soi 14 Naklua after being told of a pussy that had impaled itself on the spike of a metal fence. After arriving at the scene the volunteers soon realized the cat had not been attempting suicide but instead had somehow missed its footing while jumping the fence and skewered itself on a sharp spike. Fortunately, the four-year-old male, known to neighbours as Tiger, had impaled its back leg on the spike; another couple of centimeters and it would have had to be renamed Tiger Lily. The Thai lady who takes care of the cat said Tiger is a bit of a local butterfly. She said Tiger likes to jump the fence and spend his nights carousing with local females of dubious virtue before coming home just after daybreak, usually a bit worse for wear. Luckily many of the Sawang Boriboon volunteers have garnered plenty of experience of dealing with pussies in strife and after a bit of careful manhandling Tiger was extricated from the spike. His only injuries were a nasty bruise and cut to his leg and a severe case of feline embarrassment.