Bombs In London

The cops in London have found 2 cars loaded with bombs, set to go off remotely. I have a close friend over there at the moment, so I hope where she is is nowhere near these areas. If you are H, MOVE!!!

So what is it with these cowardly little F**kers? I mean,are they so pathetically coward they cant come out and fight like real men? No, they have to hide behind their bombs.

There’s a joke, about 3 people, a Canadian, an American, and an Iraqi walking along when they come upon a genie. The genie says they can have one wish each. The Canadian says he wishes for the land in Canada to be furtile forever and to help the farmers yeald perfect crops.

BANG, immediately it happens. Now the Genie turns to the Iraqi and says your turn.

The Iraqi says he wants a huge wall built around the middle eastern countries. He wishes for the wall to be impenetrable, so the western infidels cannot get in, and noone can get out.

BANG, immediately it happens. A huge wall suddenly appears around the middle eastern countries

Now it’s the Americans turn. He thinks for a while before asking the Genie to explain more about the wall.

“It’s 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick, nothing can get in, nothing can get out, and it’s indestructible.”

The American smiles, and says “Fill it with water”.

BANG


I have a suggestion, lets b uild a wall around these countries and drown the dumb mother f**kers.

I’m out………..