What a Cracker!!!

I was going throuhg my emails, and I got a rippa joke from my Aunty Jenny. Too good not to post here. I bet we all know at least one woman like this;

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Big W at Lavington with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The store greeter says, - "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice children you've got there, Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: -- " Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, ya dickhead?"

"Absolutely not," - replies the greeter, - "I just can't believe anyone would root you twice!"