Grand Final Day

So it's finally here. I have been awake since 5am. My team isn't even playing yet I'm as excited as a nympho that's just brought a new dildo.

THE AFL GRAND FINAL BEGINS IN HOURS. I am backing the Swans. Always do when the Hawks ain't playing. I reckon young Schneiderman will dominate. that little bugger doesn't know what pressure is. Who would playing for Osborne whom haveplayed in like 50 Grand Finals in the last 10 years. Bastards.

Anyways, I am preparing my CD for the game. Last year I did the same. Everytime Sydney kicked a goal, the club song would blast outta the stereo. Same today. Yet I'm going to be at the Tequila Bar on Soi 9, Jomtien Beach Road, Pattaya, Chon Buri, Thailand.

I so wish I was back home for this. Sittin with the boys, having a few brews, swearing at the umpires. But here I am stuck in Thailand, Land of Smiles. Cheap beer, cheap women, cheap everything. Tonight after the game, I'm going out to meet up with a few 'acquaintences'. A few Aussies I've meet along the way. they have their own agenda today, so later I'll go have a beer with em.

Ok, I have to go, shower time, then breakfast, then BEER BEER BEER and footy

Cheers