Los Angeles to Tokyo Flight

I’m sitting in the plane; I think I’m only like 7 hours into the trip. By rights there should be 3 hours to go. What a long trip. I hate these long flights. Usually the movies aren’t very good, especially if it’s a set up where everyone has to watch the same screen, and then it really limits your choice.

I started off my flight by having a few Jack Daniels and Coke. I was going to keep drinking hopefully to put me to sleep, but the flight attendants took way to long in between drinks. So after only 3 drinks I didn’t bother anymore. Maybe on the Tokyo to Bangkok flight I’ll get stuck into it.

I rang my girlfriend before leaving LA, and she told me the funniest thing I’ve heard. I’ll back up a little here first. We have a dog, Rocky; you’ve all seen his pics. He’s a Pug for you guys that haven’t. Anyways, from day one, when ever Rocky would sit, and just watch the world go by, occasionally his little fella will pop out of its sheath and just lay there for the whole world to see. Any way, this would freak Kae out, and she’d hate it. She’d tell me it looked disgusting. I told her wait till he starts humping you’re leg.

So I’m talking to her and she tells me that Rocky’s been following her around, and whenever she sits, he tries to make love with her leg. She’s scared to sit down or stand still now. I couldn’t stop laughing. The little fella’s only 6 months old. I told her whenever he does it, smack his little fella and he’ll stop. She said she’s too scared to touch it, and won’t even let him sleep in our bed with us anymore.

I’m sure he’s just going through a stage and he’ll get over it. Especially in a few months when we get him fixed up. Then sex will be a thing of the past for him. Poor little bugger….